PROJECTOR
Hey folks, I have this projector for you.
The one in the picture, I bought it and realized it's a respectable "scam"!
Specifications (according to the box):
• Image: It claims to be 1080P, but in reality, it's like looking through a "bread bag"!
• Remote: It comes with a useless remote. You press it today, and it changes the channel tomorrow.
• System: It has (YouTube), but you need the patience of Job for it to open.
(Real) Features:
• Brightness: It shows colors humans have never seen... "fluorescent" orange and "eye-hurting" blue.
• Sound: Its fan sounds like a "trailer truck" going downhill... you hear the fan and forget the movie.
• Focus: Impossible to adjust, the image is always "blurry" like the northern weather in a dust storm.
Price:
Note: The sale is "easy" and delivery is "impossible"... Come get it and run, and don't call me asking "how to connect to Wi-Fi", because even its Wi-Fi is weaker than a "pager's" signal in the desert.
Type: Projector