Peace, mercy, and blessings of God be upon you. I am offering you a purebred ram sheep. Age: Six teeth (Sidis). Guaranteed free from diseases. Guaranteed free from brucellosis. Guaranteed to mount the ewe (musk). And God knows best, it might mount from the side without inspection. The sheep has strong bones and is tall, ماشاءالله (Masha'Allah - what God has willed).